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Last Updated: 8th October 2003
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8th October 2003 Sez: Dez
God damn it's been a while since this place was updated. I added a couple of things under drive-thru and one more prank at the end. That's about it really...
18th September 2003 Sez: Abs
I soo should have done this one at Top Man. *grins evilly*
8th September 2003 Sez: Abs
I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Kinda. Hey, whats happened to Message? Earth to Chris!!!
1st September 2003 Sez: Dez
Answer: Nope.
31 August 2003 Sez: Abs
Question: Are u EVER in a mood to think, Dezmond?
Welcome, Chris! I hear that u want another name. That will be up to u to come up with. & make sure at least one of u come up with something funny. Fast. DAMNIT NICK SHUT UP!!!!!!
29th August 2003 Sez: Dez
Hey there, thought I'd add a news section, for reference and the fact that it looks cool. I should think you will be able to handle the basic coding, if not just C+P. No new pranks yet, as i'm not really in the mood to think. Still, Message will see this tomorrow and hopefully he will be able to come up with some things *hint*. My PC is up and running, although Peter hasn't boxed it up yet so chances are he'll haul it off at some point to do as such. Over and out.
26th August 2003 Sez: Abs
Jus one new... not that great but oh well. I put new pranks in *s. It should be an idiot proof way of stopping us getting confused. ENGLAND FOREVER!!!!!! Oh, & Jordi says hi.. :D
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Pranks
Cricket
Light Farts
Parachuting with + of St. George
Drive Thru
*- Go through on a tricicle
- Make a massive order and then say you only ordered a happy meal at the collection place
- Get a female to place the order in a really intimate voice, then hide her somwhere and see how many fast-food workers come to "check out the bird"
- Give the order in french
- Have *someone* playing an electric guitar at full blast in the back when giving the order
BAPTISTS
Male Lesbians
Blades on ice rink
Army recruitment in slings and bangdages
Broomstick and blade riding + wizard's hat etc.
Bread suit in Trafalgar Square
Streamers and party poppers on London guards
Cheese rolling
Moped windsurfing
testicle rash prank
BURN STUFF
Vomit after carousel ride
Drop carrier bags full of shit
Talk to someone like they're a crim lord (I've got your ransom!)
Take a crap on a showroom loo
Pregnant guys
Elephants in a mini
Busking with a sports car
Wheels on a rubber dingy
Fake hand in ground
Fake dog
Duel between angel and devil
Dress up as shark and ambush random people
Walk on water using floaty things (Angel costume(?))
Row up beach and act like you're foreign
Sell a cow in Jack + the Beanstalk costume
Fill the water tank of a toilet with industrial strength detergent.
Empty about a 3rd of the salt out of a shaker, & fill the empty space with lemon juice. Then put a tissue over the top & stuff it inside (careful not to hit the lemon juice. Put a small or medium amount of baking soda in the tissues & cover the holes with something to keep the soda from coming out. Stick the lid back on. Give it to someone, then stand clear!
Put a big glass of water on a friends hand. Ask them if it hurts, & when they say no, put another on the other hand. Then walk off.
Get a universal remote-control & go to the window of someone watching TV.
Get an ‘old grannyish’ pair of knickers, sew someone’s name in them, then leave them in the sports hall for everyone to see.
Laxative in the teacher’s water.
Hide a load of alarm clocks in the victims dorm.
Replace the bed legs with glass bottles.
Place shaving cream on the hand of one who is sleeping. Tickle them on the face.
Foam in shoes.
Baby powder in the hair-dryer.
Goldfish in the toilet.
Take out the bit of a musical card that plays the music, & stick it in someone’s purse or wallet.
Disembowel a ‘hug me & I sing’ teddy bear, & put it in someone’s pillow.
Glue a £2 coin to the floor.
Turn the contents of the fridge up-side-down.
Put live crickets in a draw.
Glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your room-mate walks in, hold your head & moan.
Blindfolded boxing
Stroll down the street with clothes on back to front & siht ekil klat.
Go to a clothes shop changing room, & steal someones trousers from under the door.
*Walk into a bar and ask really timidly where the bathroom is
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